Dear Diary …

After ripping yet another hole in my work pants, I’ve finally decided to work out! I can’t take sitting in the jumpseat of the aircraft and sewing my pants back together! Super Over it! I spent five minutes shy of an hour in the gym and took little breaks. I know I’ll feel it in the morning but I welcome the soreness. I’m feeling like Rev. Run as this ‘dead diary’ is being written while in the tub.

Tonight’s bath salts are brought to you by soaptopia In the uplifting scent blend Relief Fund.

I’ve also decided in addition to weening out red meat, I’m also going to give up bread, pray for me, and sugar. The only sugar I’ll consume will be from fruits, but nothing extra. No sodas, including ginger ale. I’m feeling good about the choices I’m planning on making!

Thanks for listening Diary.

Jonez.